Some of your university textbooks. You’re some kind of expert, probably relevant to the topic.

Here’s another book.

You have neither a dead end office job nor a crippling insomnia but you totally get the thing about using blunt force about it. The moral of those books usually goes along the lines of “it ultimately makes everything worse” but it doesn’t mean it’s not worth trying. We as a society should give it a go anyway. Just for fun.

You’re not going to talk about it more because [insert joke i haven’t thought of yet]

>> Examine your laptop