Doesn’t look like you need much.

You play a certain video game sometimes.

Taking in account your laptop’s remarkable capabilities, the game crashes right after your abomination becomes a fish. Whatever, it’s not even like you want to play any further. It’s so convenient how it halts exactly at the moment where biology has gone wrong. Anything since is merely past its prime.

You’re not sure why you charged for your phone in the first place, not like there’s anything of interest. You don’t have any social media. Everyone on there should shut up and grow less tubes.

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