But the main thing is, everyone decided to be a mammal. Everyone decided to get more tubes, then to build a giant pump to move the whatever was just in primordial soup, then get a bunch of filters to selectively absorb nutrients and then selectively emit them back. The microorganisms went through millions of years of evolution trial-and-erroring all those specific organs to keep the gross outside water outside. You became tube dependent. And that's deeply fucked up.

Where’s your privacy now? Now, you can’t have shit without the tubes. And that was millions of years before the awareness started crawling towards your frontal lobe.

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