you: no, it's an animal
you: a worm
you: and it doesn't really have anything
you: no organs, i mean
you: not even, like, proto-organs
you: a literal bag of wet slop
you: it was discovered very recently, i was an intern at the place
you: the first DNA testing was thought to tie it to a class of jellyfish but it actually just ate a bunch of jellyfish beforehand and I haven't-
some girl: they eat without organs?
you: yes
you: ...
you: there's a speculation they have had organs before
you: eyes and brains and other gross shit
you: ...
you: but they got rid of them because you don't need any of this when you live at the bottom of the ocean
you: it works out just fine like this
some girl: woah
some girl: enviable


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